Welcome to Site 2000, you are on Earth,
It's July 4, 2005 at 0900 GMT
Celebrating over 10 years on the Galaxtic Wide Web
Voted most popular site in this solor system
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Since May 1995
Back in the Ninties, before the web was more than a wonder. Before the age of wireless bliss, a short cable length away. When the cyberfunk was as thick as the dirt on the earths crust. Why was it you could byte off more than a Marsmonk could chew into a gazillion bits?
Rule # 9
Never fart in your space suit.
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